Dog Economy Thriving

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Douglas Finkelstein
July 23, 2024

Published July 23, 2024

Chairboy of the Federal Bone Reserve Jerome Bow-Wowell

Pawllywood, CA – The dog economy continued to soar Thursday as the New Yorkie Stock Exchange closed more than 300 treats above its 30-day pooping average.

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