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Does Anyone Have a Manual Toothbrush?

During my ayahuasca retreat in 2021, I had a moment of clarity.

And it was about ‘Big Dentist'.’

I had noticed in the days before the ceremony that the guides at the retreat all used standard, non-electric toothbrushes.

I didn’t think much of it at first…but then the ayahuasca ceremony happened.

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